I am 31 years old and I am not a Star Wars fan. That may offend some of you already. Don't worry, this isn't me sitting here acting all righteous. I wish I was a Star Wars fan. To some degree I am. I feel like I'm getting there. I was outright offended by my brothers when they saw The Force Awakens without me. I didn't talk to them for a month! Let me be clear: I like the movies, I even had some toys growing up. However, if I said that I was a Star Wars fan, I feel like I would be doing true fans an injustice.